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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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"Three weeks without sweets? More like three hours without treats! 🍬⏳ Who knew time could sprint like Usain Bolt as we age? 🏃‍♂️⏱️ #AgeingFasterThanTime"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 12, age, dieting, faster, hours, humor, over, perspective, proof, runs, sweets, temptation, time, weeks on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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