I feel like people just come to the airport to cough. Posted onMay 22, 20242 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI feel like people just come to the airport to cough. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes. My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile. If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport. You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security? One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.