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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Math is like Chinese to me.

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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