Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.
  • They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.
  • I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
  • Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.
  • When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.
  • Later is the best time to do anything.