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"Growing up with six brothers must have been a real balancing act – both on the dance floor and in the bathroom queue! Talk about sibling rivalry turning into a fancy footwork competition."

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12 shares on Pinterest this month:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

71 shares on Slack this month:

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Math is like Chinese to me.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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