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Odysseus himself got home faster than you’ve read it! 📖⏳
17 Funny brother quotes
Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.
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Hope my neighbors don't mind all the shirt casualties and surprise Hulkamania! 🤣💪👕
“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.
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Looks like I'm on the "work at all" plan 😅🛋️💤
Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.
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Ah, the Christmas tradition of exchanging the exact same gift card amount… it's the thought (and math) that counts! 🎅💸🎄
Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.
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Learning the hard way that wrestling storylines aren’t family trees! 🎅🤼♂️👨👦
For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.
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Not a single broth brewed… should we file for a name change? 🥣❌🔄😄
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.
Commentary:
Looks like your twin won the secret sibling lottery! 🎉🎈😂
Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.
Commentary:
"Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"