Skip to content

Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • ★ Home
  • 🎲 Random
  • ⚡ Slot
  • 🏝️ Summer
Humorous quote about marriage: asking for prayers after husband's calming request.

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Commentary:
🙏 "Sending thoughts and prayers to all the husbands out there who mistakenly told their wives to 'calm down.' May they find a comfortable couch to sleep on tonight and emerge unscathed in the morning. Amen." 😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, calm, communication, humor, husband, just, little, me, prayer, relationship, say, told on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time. Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts. →
Proudly powered by WordPress