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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.