When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life hands you lemons, make sure they don't see it coming! Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets lemon juice in their eye." Related funny posts π€ When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, βthatβs really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.β Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others. When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.