Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.
  • Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.
  • I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.
  • Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.
  • Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.