I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Living on 'planet no bedtime' where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀" Related funny posts 🤝 I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning. Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years. Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm. I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story? I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.