I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hate when I offer someone food and they accept it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes? Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help. I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.