I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Commentary:
“Offering food to someone and then regretting it is equivalent to bringing a knife to a food fight 🍴😆 Don’t worry, next time just conveniently ‘forget’ to offer, problem solved! #FoodieDilemmas”

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