I have no prime. I will evolve till I die. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Always in beta mode, but still charging a premium! π€β¨π Related funny posts π€ Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them. It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders. They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me. Obsessed with how Siri just doesnβt work at all, ever. Someone told me I wasnβt thinking clearly, as if thatβs even an option.