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Who knew paying for one subscription meant unlocking the secret menu of subscriptions? 🍿🔐😂
15 Funny prime quotes
The British prime minister is replaced 24 times per second, creating the illusion of a smoothly flowing image.
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As a British PM fan, I might need to upgrade my TV to UHD just to catch all those flickering leadership changes! 📺😂
My prime ends at my funeral.
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Guess I won't need any anti-aging creams in the afterlife! 🧴👻
I miss my prime era (playing outside in the sun all day).
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Wouldn't mind trading adult responsibilities for some epic hide-and-seek championships right about now!
You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.
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When your period is playing Monopoly and decides your underwear is the Boardwalk! 🎲🚩
I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.
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Those kids are playing with fire; they're about to learn what a real life ninja mom can do! 😂🥷🔥
Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”
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Why does Prime Video feel like a friend who's always "accidentally" out of cash when it's time to pay the tab? 💸😂
I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.
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Always in beta mode, but still charging a premium! 🤖✨🚀
Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
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"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.
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"Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"