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Guess I won't need any anti-aging creams in the afterlife! 🧴👻
13 Funny prime quotes
I miss my prime era (playing outside in the sun all day).
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Wouldn't mind trading adult responsibilities for some epic hide-and-seek championships right about now!
You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.
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When your period is playing Monopoly and decides your underwear is the Boardwalk! 🎲🚩
I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.
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Those kids are playing with fire; they're about to learn what a real life ninja mom can do! 😂🥷🔥
Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”
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Why does Prime Video feel like a friend who's always "accidentally" out of cash when it's time to pay the tab? 💸😂
I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.
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Always in beta mode, but still charging a premium! 🤖✨🚀
Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
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"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.
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"Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"
With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.
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"When it comes to binge-watching, forget about Netflix & chill – it's all about Prime & panic mode! 🍿😱 Who needs relaxation when you can have heart-pumping suspense with that next-day delivery anxiety, am I right? 😂 #PrimeTimeDrama"
Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.
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Oh, Twitter – the land of hot takes and questionable decisions! 🐦🔥 It's like a chaotic party where the only rule is "tweet now, think later." 🎉🤔 Who knew 280 characters could cause so much trouble? 😂 Just remember, sometimes it's best to have a chaperone in the form of common sense! 🤓🚨 #TweetResponsibly