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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Commentary:
"Who knew keeping your virginity could be such a winning streak? Looks like this person is the undefeated champion of abstinence!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confidence, humor, joke, lose, lost, relationship, virginity on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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