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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Happy new fear!