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When your out-of-office message is living its best life while you're stuck in a meeting 🤔📧🎉
21 Funny finds quotes
I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.
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Guess the only thing ghosting harder than my phone battery is you! 👻📱😂
Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.
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Even my pen pal from Alcatraz thinks I need to lighten up! 🖊️😅📬
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.
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Just when I thought I cracked the code to self-confidence, my brain goes, "Plot twist!" 🤔😂 #TrustIssues
Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.
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Just trying not to trip over my own feet 😆🌕💃
Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.
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"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"
I hope my email finds you enraged.
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"Your email finally found me… just as I was calming down after the last one! 📧😂🙃"
Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.
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"Apparently, this guy didn't just miss the memo, he missed the whole chapter! 🤷♀️ Let's hope he enjoys surprises as much as he enjoys dinner dates! 🙊 #Awkward"
Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.
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Subject: Re: Your email finds me deeply unwell 🥴
Oh no, teetering on the edge, you say? Sounds like the perfect time for an email exchange! 📧😂 Let's see if we can push you back to safety with some witty banter and virtual high-fives. Remember, laughter is the best medicine! 💪😄
I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?
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"Me when someone cute shows interest: Wait, really? Are we playing an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Be Interested the Best'? 🤔🤷♀️ #StillShook"