21 funny finds quotes - Wordgag

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

May 27, 2026

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

May 27, 2026

I hope my email finds you enraged.

May 27, 2026

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

May 26, 2026

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

May 26, 2026

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

May 25, 2026

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

May 25, 2026

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

May 24, 2026

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

May 24, 2026

I hope this email finds you in a well.

May 24, 2026

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

May 24, 2026

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

May 22, 2026

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

May 22, 2026

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

May 22, 2026

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

May 22, 2026

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

May 20, 2026

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

May 19, 2026

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

May 19, 2026

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

May 19, 2026

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Apr 1, 2026

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Apr 1, 2026