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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.