funny suffer quotes - Wordgag

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

Apr 1, 2026

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Mar 31, 2026

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Mar 30, 2026

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Mar 30, 2026

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Mar 29, 2026

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Mar 27, 2026

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Mar 26, 2026

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Mar 24, 2026

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Mar 24, 2026