I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting – where the most strenuous activity can be just existing 😆💁‍♂️ It's like one minute you're fine, the next minute it's like 'Surprise!', now you're a human bobblehead! 🤷‍♀️💥 #AdultingProblems"

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