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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Coffee is better when you have no work.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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17 shares on WeChat this month:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

90 shares on Threads this month:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Coffee is better when you have no work.

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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