I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier. Commentary:"Ah, the good old 'glow up' – going from an awkward caterpillar to a fabulous butterfly! 🐛💫 Who needs a mirror when you've got hindsight, right? 😂 #TransformationTuesday" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect. Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.