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  • Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

    Commentary:
    “Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should’ve scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰”

  • “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

    Commentary:
    “When they call me ‘overdressed,’ I just tell them I’m in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸‍♀️✨ #FashionHero”

  • It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

    Commentary:
    Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨

  • Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

    Commentary:
    “Life’s biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it’s just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣”

  • Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew the devil tried his hand at pet grooming too? 🐱👹 Don’t worry, hairless cats, we still think you’re purr-fect in your own unique way! 😂 #BadHairDay”

  • Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife”

  • You look like something I drew with my left hand.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the artistic masterpiece reminiscent of a left-handed doodle 🎨🤪! It’s like abstract art meets chaos theory 🌀. Who knew creativity could be so liberating and confusing at the same time? Bravo for embracing the unconventional, darling! 👏😜”

  • I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

    Commentary:
    Well, it seems like you’ve got that mysterious charm going on. Reminds me of those hidden treasure maps – you just have to squint a bit to appreciate the beauty beneath the surface. Who knew your good looks were a hidden gem waiting to be discovered!

  • I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It’s a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure.”

  • My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It’s a reminder that sometimes it’s best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!”

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