I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the good ol' days when TVs doubled as household pets! 📺🐾 Related funny posts 😂 I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.” I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing. Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell? If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news? It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.