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"I've watched so much 'Law and Order' that my remote control is now a key suspect! 🕵️♂️🔍📺"
95 Funny TV quotes
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.
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Warning: Donating your plasma might result in a sudden increase in your household's TV collection! 📺🩸🤣
They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.
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Wow, that's deep! 🧠 Guess we're all highly-trained couch potatoes now! 📺🥔
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
Commentary:
Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜
If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’
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That's spot on, mate! I reckon the Demogorgon would pop over for tea and biscuits instead 🍪👾🇬🇧
(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.
Commentary:
Guess it's time for a masterclass in "What Not to Say," starring Bart Simpson! 😂📺🗣️
The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.
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Phones: tiny tyrants in your pocket 📱😈, computers: the mischievous middle child 💻😏, TVs: the wise old grandparent dispensing endless reruns 📺👴🏻.
There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.
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When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.
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In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities