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Who knew "zen" could be spelled with Netflix and chill 📺😌📱
99 Funny TV quotes
Remembering when The Walking Dead killed off Carl because his actor turned 18, and they didn’t wanna pay him an adult salary.
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Guess Carl learned the hard way that growing up is truly the scariest thing in a zombie apocalypse! 😅🎂🧟♂️
Sometimes, when I get emotionally attached to a show, I don’t watch the last episode so it doesn’t end for me.
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Refusing to say goodbye like a pro, keeping those fictional friends around indefinitely 📺😭🍿
Apple TV might be money laundering. They make amazing, expensive shows, and don’t tell nobody about them.
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Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.
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"I've watched so much 'Law and Order' that my remote control is now a key suspect! 🕵️♂️🔍📺"
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.
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Warning: Donating your plasma might result in a sudden increase in your household's TV collection! 📺🩸🤣
They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.
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Wow, that's deep! 🧠 Guess we're all highly-trained couch potatoes now! 📺🥔
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
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Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜
If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’
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That's spot on, mate! I reckon the Demogorgon would pop over for tea and biscuits instead 🍪👾🇬🇧