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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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"Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn't take it personally… or maybe She did? πŸ˜… When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! πŸ™πŸΌβœ¨"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accidentally, embarrassing, God, Gord, humor, i, lord, mix-up, mixed, prayed, religion on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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