35 Funny accidentally quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

  Commentary:
  Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

  Commentary:
  "When your brain becomes the unintentional comedian and suddenly you're the star of the awkward show! 😂🤦‍♂️"}

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! 😎🌊😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️‍♂️🍔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

  Commentary:
  "Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

  Commentary:
  "Falling asleep on accident: 10/10. Waking up with drool on my sleeve: priceless. 😴💤🤦‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

  Commentary:
  "Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! It seems like that tab just wasn't meant to be! 🤷‍♂️ Here's to hoping it wasn't too important… or too interesting! 😅 #AccidentallyOnPurpose"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

  Commentary:
  "Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦‍♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful"

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