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When your anxiety insists on the night shift, but you're just trying to dream of happy llamas 🦙😴🌜
29 Funny embarrassing quotes
Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.
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Putting the "fun" in dysfunction! 😅🙃 #MasterOfPessimism
It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.
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Looks like today’s emergency broadcast is brought to you by me! 🚨🎈🍰
You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.
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I'm the kind of person who would spill all the beans just by being asked if I want a glass of water! 😅💧
Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.
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Acting like a medieval knight might just be the only logical next step in adulting! 🏰⚔️😂
The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.
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I call it "meal planning"… in my head… 24/7. 🍕🤔😂
Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.
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When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭
Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.
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"When life gives you awkward moments, make a snack break! 😅🍿"
Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.
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"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"
What an embarrassing time to be alive.
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"Living in the era of failed DIY haircuts and accidental video call mishaps…truly a golden age of embarrassment! 😅🙈 #LivingInAVirtualSitcom"