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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.