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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but Iโ€™m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Humorous quote about martial arts; witty remark on Tai Chi's slow pace for self-defense.

Commentary:
"Looks like those muggers might need to schedule a rain check if they plan to mug you during your Tai Chi session ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘Š Seems like you'll have all the time in the world to prepare your moves at that pace ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’ช"


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