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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Your opinions are not my business.

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Starting a new life today, bye.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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