Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you finally spot me, it's like catching a rare Pokémon. 👻👟✨ Related funny posts 🤝 I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally. Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood. I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral. When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine. Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.