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"Life is a balancing act, just like how I pretend to have it all together while my sock is busy creating chaos inside my shoe! 🚶‍♂️🧦 #HiddenStruggles #SockDrama"

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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2 months ago

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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2 months ago

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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4 months ago

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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5 months ago

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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2 months ago

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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2 months ago

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51 shares on Instagram this month:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

54 shares on Twitch this month:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

63 shares on Discord this month:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

80 shares on Discord this month:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Making waves on Reddit:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Just shared via Reddit:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Trending via Telegram:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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