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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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2 months ago

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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2 months ago

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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2 months ago

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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2 months ago

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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2 months ago

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82 shares on Discord this month:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

85 shares on Threads this month:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

49 shares on X this month:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

71 shares on Threads this month:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Breaking via TikTok:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Making waves on Threads:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Spotted on Reddit:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Just shared via Reddit:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Spotted on Facebook:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Live now on Discord:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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