17 funny shoe quotes - Wordgag

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

May 29, 2026

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

May 29, 2026

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

May 29, 2026

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

May 29, 2026

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

May 27, 2026

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

May 25, 2026

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

May 25, 2026

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

May 23, 2026

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

May 23, 2026

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

May 22, 2026

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

May 21, 2026

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

May 20, 2026

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

May 20, 2026

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

May 20, 2026

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

May 20, 2026

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

May 19, 2026

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

May 19, 2026