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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God n…

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God n…

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Trying to inspire heavenly panic with nothing but my charm and clumsiness 😇😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged expression, flirtation, God, humor, i, nervous, oh, say, surprise, want on Aug 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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