I wish I had a friend like me. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish I had a friend like me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic. Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo. Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.
