Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?
  • Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.
  • Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.
  • Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?
  • To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.
  • I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.