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Counting on this porch to have Wi-Fi and snacks. 😂🍿📶
31 Funny companionship quotes
Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.
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I tried it once, but the lack of purring just didn't cut it 😂🐱🏠
ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.
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Looks like ChatGPT just raised the bar for emotional support! Who knew AI could give me more feelings than any rom-com? 😂🤖❤️
With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.
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Cats: the original stress ball, but with purring! 🐱💆♂️✨
Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.
Commentary:
"When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫"
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.
Commentary:
"Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"
We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.
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Commentary:
"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"
Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"
They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.
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"Ah yes, the rare 'butterfly effect' of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals"