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Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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Making waves on X:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Just shared via Instagram:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Spotted on Telegram:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Trending via Pinterest:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Just landed via Reddit:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Just shared via Slack:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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28 Funny companionship quotes

Funny companionship quotes 😂 are the perfect way to celebrate the joys and quirks of friendship! 🎉 Whether you’re sharing laughs with your best buddy or giggling over inside jokes, these quotes capture the humor and warmth that make companionship so special. 🤗 Get ready to chuckle and maybe even snag a few quotable gems for your next post or chat. Dive into the world of witty words and playful banter! 😄

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1 week ago
Share →: With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Commentary:
Cats: the original stress ball, but with purring! 🐱💆‍♂️✨
1 month ago
Share →: Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Commentary:
"When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫"
1 month ago
Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Commentary:
"Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"
2 months ago
Share →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Commentary:
"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"
2 months ago
Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rare 'butterfly effect' of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: They should invent someone who holds me.

Commentary:
"Someone to hold you? You mean like a personal hugging device? 🤖🤗 Or maybe just a set of extra long arms for those hard-to-reach cuddle moments? 🦾🤗 Just imagine the possibilities! 😉"
4 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Commentary:
🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻
4 months ago
Share →: I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Commentary:
"Embracing the cattitude! 😼 Even the feline grumps deserve love. Perhaps they were just having a 'purrsonal' bad day! 🐾😹 #CatLover"

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Twitch:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Making waves on Slack:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Breaking via Facebook:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Just landed via WeChat:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Breaking via TikTok:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Going viral on Messenger:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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