Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.
  • It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.
  • Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”
  • I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.
  • I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.
  • I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.