I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you. Commentary:"If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow. Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
