I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.
