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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more pe…

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more pe…

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"If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cat, fatter, humor, i, people, sentiment, wish on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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