Commentary:
Cover art: 1, Deep life lesson: 0! 😂📚✨
Funny sentiment quotes
Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?
Commentary:
"Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔"
What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”
Commentary:
💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️
Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?
Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.
Commentary:
"Indeed, losing jewelry can be quite the emotional rollercoaster ride! 😭 One minute you're shining bright 💍, the next minute you're on a wild goose chase 🕵️♀️. It's like your heart gets a sudden case of separation anxiety from your favorite bling! 💔"
Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.
Commentary:
"Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge. 🍔🍕🍦 Don't worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! 😄🧊"
I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.
Commentary:
"If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous"