I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.