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  • Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.
  • “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.
  • She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.
  • Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”
  • “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.
  • I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.