Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I want the dreams to chase me for once.
  • Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.
  • Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.
  • Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?
  • Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
  • My love language is deader than Latin.