Commentary:
"Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"
Funny homes quotes
Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?
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Commentary:
"Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"
People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.
Commentary:
"Join the 'We Never Want to Leave the House' club! 🏡 Let's stay united in our love for sofa-cuddling and Netflix marathons… separately. 😂 #HomebodiesUnite"
Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?
Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.
Commentary:
"⚠️ Caution: Stepping outside today may lead to a severe case of the Mondays! 🌧️☕ Don't forget your umbrella and a strong cup of coffee to battle the Monday blues lurking in the air!"
I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.
Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"
I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.
Commentary:
"Who needs social media when you have secret underground tunnels to stay connected with friends?! 🤫🕵️♂️ Tag a friend you'd want a covert tunnel to connect with! 🚇🏠 #FriendshipGoals"
I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.
Commentary:
Can't wait to see seniors in the rec room rocking out with a gangsta limp and air guitar solos 🎸🕶️👵🎶