I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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“Friendship goals level: Ghost Mode 👻👯‍♂️ Who needs emojis for text messages when you can haunt people together for eternity? 🙌 #FriendshipGoals #SquadGhouls”

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