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🤣😂 Well, when it comes to secrets, silence is definitely golden… unless your friends have already mined those nuggets! 💎🙊
76 Funny secret quotes
My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”
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Looks like Linda is my new imaginary marriage counselor! 😂💍🤷♂️
What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?
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Mind blown 🤯! Maybe the universe is actually just shy and hiding its true self behind cosmic sunglasses 🕶️✨.
This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.
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Looks like I've got a one-way ticket! 😈👀🔥
I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.
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If people could hear my thoughts, I'd need a full-time PR manager 😂🤫 #MindChaos
We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.
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This brings back memories of mastering the fine art of clandestine paper-folding 😎🕵️♀️📄✍️
Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.
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Got my wisdom and now I know why squirrels always look so busy: they're running a tiny, secret acorn stock market! 🌳🐿️📈
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?
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My secret? It's like shouting into the void, where the only echo is my unshakeable confidence 😂📣🕳️
Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.
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Is that what they mean by “apps gettin’ rich quick”? 🍏💸😄
The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.
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When you realize your family has more plot twists than a soap opera 😂🧬📚