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Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
79 Funny secret quotes
Turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.
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That's why my selfies always look like I'm ready for a witness protection program 😂📸❤️
Is there, like, a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a ton of money?
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Sure, let me just check Indeed 2.0 while I'm at it 🤔💸🌟
A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.
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🤣😂 Well, when it comes to secrets, silence is definitely golden… unless your friends have already mined those nuggets! 💎🙊
My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”
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Looks like Linda is my new imaginary marriage counselor! 😂💍🤷♂️
What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?
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Mind blown 🤯! Maybe the universe is actually just shy and hiding its true self behind cosmic sunglasses 🕶️✨.
This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.
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Looks like I've got a one-way ticket! 😈👀🔥
I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.
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If people could hear my thoughts, I'd need a full-time PR manager 😂🤫 #MindChaos
We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.
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This brings back memories of mastering the fine art of clandestine paper-folding 😎🕵️♀️📄✍️
Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.
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Got my wisdom and now I know why squirrels always look so busy: they're running a tiny, secret acorn stock market! 🌳🐿️📈