I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. π΅ππ" Related funny posts π I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones. If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where theyβre coming from. When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.