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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?