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Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You’re my least favourite notification.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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