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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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