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  • Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
  • Just once Iโ€™d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
  • Kids be like: โ€œNice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.โ€
  • I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as youโ€™re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.
  • Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.
  • Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.