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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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"Guess I’d be the kind of stalker who misses the 'sneak attack' and ends up asking if we can reschedule! 🕵️⏰😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, horrible, horrible stalker, humor, ID, joke, late, procrastination, stalker on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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← Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.” I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.” →
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