“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Commentary:
"If only politely declining dates resulted in a spectacular fiery show like hurling oneself into an active volcano πŸ”₯πŸŒ‹ Can you imagine the dramatic effect it would have on the dating scene? πŸ˜† #MyExcusesAreHotterThanLava"