Commentary:
"If only politely declining dates resulted in a spectacular fiery show like hurling oneself into an active volcano 
Can you imagine the dramatic effect it would have on the dating scene? 
#MyExcusesAreHotterThanLava"
Related Funny Quotes 
- How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?
- “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.
- Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.
- And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”
- Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.
