“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

"I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!" -me, politely declining dates.

Commentary:
"If only politely declining dates resulted in a spectacular fiery show like hurling oneself into an active volcano 🔥🌋 Can you imagine the dramatic effect it would have on the dating scene? 😆 #MyExcusesAreHotterThanLava"

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