“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!”… Commentary:"If only politely declining dates resulted in a spectacular fiery show like hurling oneself into an active volcano 🔥🌋 Can you imagine the dramatic effect it would have on the dating scene? 😆 #MyExcusesAreHotterThanLava" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano. “Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active. I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano. I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself. “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.