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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.