💾 Save Image If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I. Feb 9, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Life's too short to be a regular, non-spiraling human! 🌀 Dream big, swirl around, and embrace your inner ham! 🐷🤪" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 For once, I’d like to spiral into control. I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham. Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich. They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: allowed, am, choice, freedom, ham, humor, i, life, life choice, self-acceptance, spiral