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Guess we swapped berries for taxes and deadlines! 😂🍓📅
23 Funny life choice quotes
Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.
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Who knew student loans were just a fancy cover for professional procrastination? 🎓💸😆
Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?
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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎
Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.
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Starting a new week like a detective in an existential mystery novel! 🔍🤔🎭
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.
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"Is there a return policy on life choices? Asking for a friend. 🤔😂 #FreeWillFails"
I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.
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🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦
I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
