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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious case of the poultrygeist! 👻🐔 Can you imagine a ghostly chicken haunting the dinner table of a vegetarian? Better watch out for those clucking spirits! 🍗😱"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chicken, diet, fish, humor, pescatarian, poultrygeist, pun, vegetarian on Nov 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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