Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.
  • I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.
  • Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.
  • I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.
  • I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
  • My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.