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  • Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.
  • I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
  • Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.
  • When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.
  • On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.
  • I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.