If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house! Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic. Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.