I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?