32 funny chicken quotes - Wordgag

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

May 21, 2026

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

May 20, 2026

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

May 20, 2026

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

May 20, 2026

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

May 20, 2026

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

May 20, 2026

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

May 20, 2026

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

May 20, 2026

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

May 19, 2026

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

May 19, 2026

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

May 19, 2026

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

May 19, 2026

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

May 18, 2026

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

Apr 1, 2026

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Apr 1, 2026

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Apr 1, 2026

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Mar 30, 2026

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Mar 30, 2026

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Mar 29, 2026

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Mar 29, 2026

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Mar 29, 2026

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Mar 28, 2026

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Mar 27, 2026

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Mar 26, 2026

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Mar 26, 2026

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Mar 26, 2026

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Mar 26, 2026

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Mar 26, 2026

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Mar 26, 2026

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Mar 25, 2026

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Mar 25, 2026

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Mar 25, 2026