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Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
33 Funny chicken quotes
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.
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When you're trying to relax to rain sounds, but instead end up craving fried chicken 🤔🍗☔😂
Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.
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Wow, kids these days are achieving things much faster 😅🍗➡️🚑
I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.
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Spicy chicken: the real truth serum! 🔥🐔😜
Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.
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I survived the ultimate childhood triathlon: outrunning dogs, dodging goats, and escaping the relentless beak of the wild chicken! 🐶🐐🐔😂
When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.
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"Just call me Dr. Chickenstein, performing the most delicious autopsy known to mankind! 🔍🍗😂"
Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.
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"Saturday Night Fever's new remix: a dance between the couch, the tissue box, and a steamy bowl of soup! 🛋️🤧🍜✨"
I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.
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Well, who wouldn't scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they're just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee